Nile woke up and rose from the kitchen floor.
" MAN I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING!" he screamed, crunching up his hair.
Vanessa ran over from the bathroom, trousers around her ankles and slapped Nile in the face "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!! YOUR TEARING US APART"
"I think you should pull your trousers up before you make accusations such as that vanessa."
Just as Vanessa was pulling up her trousers, vanessa's best friend since birth ran in.
"OH EM GEEE VANESS HOW COULD YOU YOU KNOW IM LIKE IN LOVE WITH LIKE NILE AND STUFF!!" shouted Bertha.
Her mascara poured down her cheeks, mixing in with her runny nose.
Vanessa went to comfort her friend, but she was thwacked away by a squeeling Nile who had asessed the situation, and thought it too dangerous for them to converse.
"Nile, what the jesus?"
"You can't! Stop it! I don't want you to fight! Your tearing us apart!!"
Bertha spluttered, snorting as she held in her tears. Nile found this amusing, but as he let out a small laugh, the girls turned on him.
"Your tearing us apart!!" They screamed.
Nile expression dropped, and looked to the distance in a expressive stance.
"I know I should have told you
I was so afraid you'd leave
And now there's nothing left to say
Well nothing that you'd believe
I never meant to hurt you
With the things I couldn't say
I promise you tomorrow
While denying you today
These lies have torn my world apart
These lies have torn my world apart
These lies have torn my world apart"
Nile turned around with one tear down his cheek and his squinting eyes, he let out a quick cry then ran out the door, flayling his arms and legs about.
The girls would have ran after him. But due to recent events, the events of the night before, that can never be revealed, they thought it best to be apart. Torn apart.
Bertha put vaneesa's lost toe in a box, lined with silver, and left, leaving no trace of her being there but that of the visceral memories imprinted in both Nile's and Vanessa's memory.
Fin.

Justin ran back to his studio, still in his hospital gown. He burst open the door and closed his eyes.
" I KNEW IT I KNEW KNEW KNEW IT THIS WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG!!!!"
Justin opened his eyes and stared into the room.
Justine started to sing.
"I threw a wish in the well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
 
I'd trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
 
Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, baby?"
 
Justin looked at her.
" im not going anywhere baby, and with this bread in the oven, we can finally start a family"
The both hugged each other and laughed gayley. And laughed and flapped their hands.
Jason cried from the back. "NOOOO MY PLAN!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" he ran out the door and jumped down a well.
Justin and justine both looked at eachother, raised their eyebrows and put their hands on their hips and said at the same time " Oh jason " and giggled and jumped and highfived.
 
Fin.

Justin stood up. Looking at the pregnancy test, he began to panic.
"MY GOD!" He shouted. " IM PREGNANT!!!"
His face looked twisted and horrified.
He ran out the room, flaying his arms and legs as he went outside.
As he stood at the hospitals car park, he looked up to the sky and shook his fist.
"Damn you brother! Damn you!" he screamed gritting his teeth and squinting his eyes.
Justin looked around, theres gotta be an explanation why his brother and justine left him.
" I knew it! I KNOW WHAT HE IS PLANNING! THAT EVIL TOAD! ILL GET HIM! ILL GET HIMMMMM!!!!"
 
Fin du chapitre trois. Prochaine sera la fin de bieber bieber.

An unexpected journey
 
As Justin gazed into the eyes of this mysterious mint blue man, he became strangely aroused. To begin, Justin let this feeling enveloped him. Then, upon seeing the sparkling scalpel, his feelings changed. He tried to get up. He planned to escape but his efforts were useless. In vein he struggled to retreat. His eyes the only force left in him, he gave in and closed them. A tear wandering down his tired face.
 
Again, Justin woke, only this time he was surrounded by balloons. Balloons of all shapes and colours. Hello Kitty, Thomas the tank engine, megan fox, the list was endlless. He fought through the colourful shroud, gasping for breath and squeling. Subsequently, many balloons broke and Justin was freed. Only to be greeted by dark, grey walls.
 
He began to panic, searching for a paper bag, anything that would ease the closing muscles in his throat. In a fluster, he grasped a nearby balloon and proceeded to breath into it. However, it did not have the desired effect and in fact led Justin to choke upon the broken plastic.
 
In entered Jason, accompanied by Justine. Their evident embrace angered Justin, but in his predicament, he could not convey this fury. The pink balloon finally released itself from Justin's throat.
"Chthisthine? Yayshon? Wyas gyoin on gyuuys?"
"It had to be done Justin. How could I succeed with you in the way?"
"Wyas shoo you mean?!" Mumbled Justin through glassy eyes.
Jason giggled."You'll see. Soon enough. Or, more likely, you'll hear..."
Jason clicked his fingers and span around, walking away with a swing in his hips leaving Sabine blankly staring at Justin.
"Wyat fthu fyudge chthistine, your sluposed to be my thlady" Whined Justin, throwing his pillow at her face.
Justine just walked away, leaving a radio and a used pregnancy test on his bed. Still moist with the equivocal urine.
 
Justin snatched the test and glared at the tiny blue plus sign. "what did this mean?"
 
fin du chapitre deux

Chapter 1 - Bieber Bieber
 
It was a late night at the studio again for Bieber. He'd been working his designer socks off till 3 am and was terribly tired. Just as he rose to leave, grabbing his car keys, he heard a loud bang. Frozen, his eyes slowly rolled towards the door.. Another knock. Tears pricked the back of his eyes as he sank to the floor in fear.
"Do not fear me!" Said the door.
"I do not fear you door!" Screamed Justin, wiping the tears from his eyes and shooting up.
"No, brother, tis I! Your long lost twin!" Shouting Jason.
"Righty ho!" said Justin hesitantly, " you may enter!"
Just as Justin opened the door to let this stranger in, the phone rang. Shocked by Jason's likeness, Justin stood paralysed forcing Jason to spring to the phone and put on his best impersonation of his brother. In realisatiion of the current situation, Justin slapped himself hard, right in the cheek thus screaming at the top of his lungs.
"Hello this is justin beiber bieber ! Oh hi Justins girlfriend, i mean hunny bear, sorry im rather busy c..can this wait corn dog? figuring out this pregnancy test conundrum is awfully complicated business, best we sort it out in person aye sugar buns? Right then, talleho!"
"so brother, long time no see aye?!"
At this point, Justin fell to the floor in shock.
 
Justin awoke on the operating table. Something wasn't right, and it wasn't the fried chicken he had consumed the previous night.
As his eyes fluttered, he began to understand his surroundings. Above him stood a surgeon with familiar eyes. Beside him, a complex machine screaming... "why was it screaming".
 
FIN DU PREMIER CHAPITRE

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